Soapbox: How to Argue for Otaku

by otaking on Feb.07, 2010, under Soapbox

The Hierarchy of Disagreement. Learn it. Use it. Live it.

During the past year or so, upon returning from the hallowed halls of the Judicial System to the Wild West of Otakudom, I have been subjected to many arguments from people who think calling someone “GAY” is equivalent to scoring some sort of metaphysical point. Coming from a line of work where precision of argument is of the utmost importance, I would like to disabuse these people of their delusions.

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Omake: Setsubun

by otaking on Feb.03, 2010, under Omake

I first heard about Setsubun no hi from an episode of Urusei Yatsura, where Ataru drives Lum and Ten-chan out of his house by throwing beans at them. It’s a Japanese festival celebrated on February 3 every year, where people throw beans to drive out the evil spirits of the old year and the disease spirits of the new year. Of course, I’m not sure I would throw beans at Lum. I don’t really want to drive her away, and even if I did she would just zap me. Plus I’d have to smuggle beans into the house just like Ataru and Shinobu.

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Oh Japan: The Ogori Cafe

by otaking on Jan.31, 2010, under Oh Japan

Welcome to the Kawashima Mystery Cafe! Be generous!

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Soapbox: Snobbery

by otaking on Jan.24, 2010, under Soapbox

Eeek! They don't even know what otaku means! Keep them away!

Eeek! They're leveling faster than me! Keep them AWAY!

So I ran across a public Plurk the other day that said:

“People who started later then me in WoW [World of Warcraft] are now higher level then me. ^^; Guess that’s the price of having a life. Good thing there’s a level cap.” (lol)”

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Soapbox: Popcorn

by otaking on Jan.20, 2010, under Soapbox

Azumanga is totally better than Lucky Star so SHUT YOUR TRAP!

So the other day on Plurk Magnetic Rose, who always has her finger on the pulse, called my attention to the recent Anime Expo mass resignation fiasco. A couple of days later another friend of mine gave me the inside scoop into the whole Alice and Rabbit Multiply mess.

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Soapbox: Type H Otaku

by otaking on Jan.17, 2010, under Soapbox

So which type of otaku neglects personal hygiene?

So which type of otaku neglects personal hygiene?

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Omake: Superuseless Superpowers

by otaking on Jan.12, 2010, under Omake

Laser Pointer Vision. I wasn't looking man, honest!

I recently discovered Superuseless Superpowers, a blog devoted to, you guessed it, really useless superpowers, ranging from Polarrhoids (the ability to crap out what you are looking at when you blink, which is a lot), to ∞-ray vision (the uncontrollable ability to see through everything, meaning you see nothing as a result).

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Omake: Hungarian Phrasebook

by otaking on Jan.11, 2010, under Omake

Here’s another of Monty Python’s famous sketches, the Hungarian Phrasebook sketch, featuring the always brilliant John Cleese as the clueless Hungarian, Terry Jones as the patient (male) tobacconist, and once again Graham Chapman as a clueless authority figure, this time a policeman with sharp hearing, but without a patrol car.

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Omake: The True Meaning of Tsundere

by otaking on Jan.10, 2010, under Omake

This is Minoru’s famous tsundere rant from Lucky Channel Episode 10! Here he passionately decries what he perceives as the corruption of the definition of the term ‘tsundere‘ from its original meaning implying a function of time into a character type who is hostile on the outside but affectionate on the inside.

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